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After lavishing hundreds of thousands on market research and the like, these... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=b9KdS1"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=b9KdS1" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/304645310" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-06-04T16:53:54+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(54) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/made-up-names.html" } ["summary"]=> string(479) "A perennial source of amusement for Sneak in his otherwise mundane desk-based job is coming across the crazee names that some IT companies try to invent for themselves. After lavishing hundreds of thousands on market research and the like, these... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=b9KdS1"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=b9KdS1" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/304645310" height="1" width="1"/>" } [6]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/smalls-price-to.html" ["title"]=> string(19) "Smalls price to pay" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/301890571/smalls-price-to.html" ["description"]=> string(485) "Until now, Sneak has sought long and hard to find a practical application of RFID technology that could really propel this technology into the mainstream. 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So it was with a heavy heart that Sneak... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=TFrrle"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=TFrrle" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/296557471" height="1" width="1"/>" } [9]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/where-do-i-stic.html" ["title"]=> string(20) "Where do I stick it?" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/295268309/where-do-i-stic.html" ["description"]=> string(489) "In a revolutionary new project, Solihull council is trialing a new broadband for the masses project. 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The internet will be piped into council block residents’ hovels by networking company CI-Net via a wireless connection on the building rooftops and then... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=Uaaehs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=Uaaehs" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/295268309" height="1" width="1"/>" } [10]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/back-of-the-net.html" ["title"]=> string(16) "Back of the net!" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/295259460/back-of-the-net.html" ["description"]=> string(450) "Cash back! 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Microsoft is so ruddy desperate to grab a bigger share of the online advertising pie, that it appears the firm is prepared to offer users who visit its search engine and then click through to buy a product... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=Tp7hPN"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=Tp7hPN" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/295259460" height="1" width="1"/>" } [11]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(52) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/hello-kitty.html" ["title"]=> string(11) "Hello Kitty" ["link"]=> string(68) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/295259461/hello-kitty.html" ["description"]=> string(467) "In a move almost as irresponsible as disaster recovery firms targeting potential customers in the aftermath of 9-11, with an “I told you so, wanna buy our services?” message, some bright spark has decided it would be a great idea... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=elecs5"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=elecs5" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/295259461" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-05-21T19:59:18+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(52) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/hello-kitty.html" } ["summary"]=> string(467) "In a move almost as irresponsible as disaster recovery firms targeting potential customers in the aftermath of 9-11, with an “I told you so, wanna buy our services?” message, some bright spark has decided it would be a great idea... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=elecs5"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=elecs5" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/295259461" height="1" width="1"/>" } [12]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/attack-of-the-a.html" ["title"]=> string(18) "Attack of the ants" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/292405608/attack-of-the-a.html" ["description"]=> string(454) "The security of your IT systems has got to be one of the most high priority issues on the CIO’s growing to-do-list. 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Worrying if your firm is about to be attacked from some shadowy criminal gang hell-bent on sucking out... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=GGxuuz"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=GGxuuz" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/292405608" height="1" width="1"/>" } [13]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/lets-have-a-rou.html" ["title"]=> string(63) "Let's have a round of golf.. erm. not you. or your 75,000 mates" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/289506542/lets-have-a-rou.html" ["description"]=> string(480) "Virgin Trains bosses must be rueing the invention of email this month after foolishly using the medium to invite precious customers to a golfing day. How irresponsible. Unfortunately for the firms' PR machine, rather than just asking the elite 75... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=6J1VfU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=6J1VfU" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/289506542" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-05-13T16:20:46+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/lets-have-a-rou.html" } ["summary"]=> string(480) "Virgin Trains bosses must be rueing the invention of email this month after foolishly using the medium to invite precious customers to a golfing day. How irresponsible. Unfortunately for the firms' PR machine, rather than just asking the elite 75... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=6J1VfU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=6J1VfU" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/289506542" height="1" width="1"/>" } [14]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/turn-it-off-and.html" ["title"]=> string(24) "Turn it off and on again" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/289442609/turn-it-off-and.html" ["description"]=> string(443) "Sneak has heard a lot in his daily travels about the increasing IT savviness of the workforce. Raised on a diet of Google and Amazon and the world wide web, worker drones these days have a much better grasp of... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=iszHMM"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=iszHMM" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/289442609" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-05-13T14:39:04+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/turn-it-off-and.html" } ["summary"]=> string(443) "Sneak has heard a lot in his daily travels about the increasing IT savviness of the workforce. Raised on a diet of Google and Amazon and the world wide web, worker drones these days have a much better grasp of... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=iszHMM"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=iszHMM" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/289442609" height="1" width="1"/>" } } ["channel"]=> array(8) { ["title"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["link"]=> string(28) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/" ["description"]=> string(81) "Sneak rummages in the dustbin of IT events. IT Sneak blog: More dirt, more often." ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["language"]=> string(5) "en-GB" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-06-11T16:25:42+01:00" } ["items"]=> string(2) " " ["items_seq"]=> string(15) " " ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["browserfriendly"]=> string(138) "This is an XML content feed. 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I mean, take the Belgians for example; apart for a love of mussels, chips and mayonnaise - in that order - and maybe artisan chocolate, oh and Trappist ales, and... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=WOWHjX"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=WOWHjX" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/309704650" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-06-11T16:25:42+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/from-belgium-wi.html" } ["summary"]=> string(454) "Sometimes Sneak wonders what anyone has ever done for him. I mean, take the Belgians for example; apart for a love of mussels, chips and mayonnaise - in that order - and maybe artisan chocolate, oh and Trappist ales, and... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=WOWHjX"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=WOWHjX" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/309704650" height="1" width="1"/>" } [1]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(53) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/pimpin-is-bt.html" ["title"]=> string(13) "Pimpin' is BT" ["link"]=> string(69) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/308843658/pimpin-is-bt.html" ["description"]=> string(482) "Rather alarmingly BT is offering to 'pimp' Sneak's broadband, well, that's what a press release says anyway. "BT's home IT support service pledges to pimp your broadband or your money back" it screamed, in capital letters. According to the release,... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=eDaRAy"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=eDaRAy" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/308843658" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-06-10T14:38:59+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(53) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/pimpin-is-bt.html" } ["summary"]=> string(482) "Rather alarmingly BT is offering to 'pimp' Sneak's broadband, well, that's what a press release says anyway. "BT's home IT support service pledges to pimp your broadband or your money back" it screamed, in capital letters. 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Well, that's what scientists Etienne Fresse... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=iQFJ3s"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=iQFJ3s" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/308802459" height="1" width="1"/>" } [3]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(55) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/its-smash-your.html" ["title"]=> string(31) "It's smash your piggy bank time" ["link"]=> string(71) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/308792381/its-smash-your.html" ["description"]=> string(440) "In a revolutionary move Britons will pay the same as their American counternerds for a piece of IT, or electronics equipment. 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Yep, the Apple 3G iPhone is gonna cost the same to buy on a UK high street as it... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=eQkcTq"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=eQkcTq" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/308792381" height="1" width="1"/>" } [4]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/ibm-just-a-bunc.html" ["title"]=> string(33) "IBM – just a bunch of conjurors" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/305443293/ibm-just-a-bunc.html" ["description"]=> string(492) "Sneak's heart always sinks when he gets a vendor press release celebrating said vendor's elevation to the 'Leaders Quadrant' of Gartner's 'Magic Quadrant'. But then again – is "Vendor exits the 'Leader Quadrant' of Gartner's 'Magic Quadrant' and falls into... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=RxUypI"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=RxUypI" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/305443293" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-06-05T17:36:54+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/ibm-just-a-bunc.html" } ["summary"]=> string(492) "Sneak's heart always sinks when he gets a vendor press release celebrating said vendor's elevation to the 'Leaders Quadrant' of Gartner's 'Magic Quadrant'. But then again – is "Vendor exits the 'Leader Quadrant' of Gartner's 'Magic Quadrant' and falls into... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=RxUypI"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=RxUypI" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/305443293" height="1" width="1"/>" } [5]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(54) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/made-up-names.html" ["title"]=> string(13) "Made-up names" ["link"]=> string(70) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/304645310/made-up-names.html" ["description"]=> string(479) "A perennial source of amusement for Sneak in his otherwise mundane desk-based job is coming across the crazee names that some IT companies try to invent for themselves. After lavishing hundreds of thousands on market research and the like, these... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=b9KdS1"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=b9KdS1" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/304645310" height="1" width="1"/>" ["dc"]=> array(2) { ["creator"]=> string(8) "IT Sneak" ["date"]=> string(25) "2008-06-04T16:53:54+01:00" } ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(54) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/06/made-up-names.html" } ["summary"]=> string(479) "A perennial source of amusement for Sneak in his otherwise mundane desk-based job is coming across the crazee names that some IT companies try to invent for themselves. After lavishing hundreds of thousands on market research and the like, these... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=b9KdS1"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=b9KdS1" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/304645310" height="1" width="1"/>" } [6]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/smalls-price-to.html" ["title"]=> string(19) "Smalls price to pay" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/301890571/smalls-price-to.html" ["description"]=> string(485) "Until now, Sneak has sought long and hard to find a practical application of RFID technology that could really propel this technology into the mainstream. 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Luggage bags in airports, clothes and other items in department stores, and pallets in factories... <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?a=xTXvtn"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/ItSneak?i=xTXvtn" border="0"></img></a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~4/301890571" height="1" width="1"/>" } [7]=> array(7) { ["about"]=> string(56) "http://itsneak.itweek.co.uk/2008/05/perils-of-faceb.html" ["title"]=> string(18) "Perils of Facebook" ["link"]=> string(72) "http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ItSneak/~3/301884140/perils-of-faceb.html" ["description"]=> string(488) "Social networking sites are fast emerging as the new powerhouses of the corporate world. 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